The Impressive List of Movies
Pride & Prejudice
Wallace & Gromit
King Kong
The Promise
Harry Potter & Some Thingamajig
I’ve seen all these. Post exam, in chronological order, of course. You’re probably wondering why this list is impressive. It is to me, for the simple reason that I’ve not watched close to as many in the whole of last year. So many in a month is just.. overkill. Besides, there’s more to watching movies than the watching.
Sometimes, there’s also more to watching movies than the movie too. That happens when you notice how comfortable the chair suddenly becomes. The popcorn that’s been popped in needs the peristalsis that needs the parasympathetic. You know the lead ain’t gonna be stripping in this flick, so you blink for a moment. A moment so long, it seems like 3 seconds (which happens to be a long time to blink). Then you open your eyes and the movie’s over. You have no clue what just happened, but you blame it on the producer for a lack of “boobies”.
That is to say, the movie that you’ve just paid for, sux.
However, if the blame must yet fall solely on the popcorn, then I’m guessing that your pupils constrict due to parasympathetic activity. There’s less light so you can’t see real well, until you can't see at all. Then you panic and fall unconscious. When you wake up, you think you’d fallen asleep.
Right. And to think classes begin in a month too. I need to do a YkK and study during the hols :p
Anyway, you did think this was a movie review post, didn’t you? You shoulda guessed this was gonna be a movie review post even before I said it was gonna be a movie review post. Well it isn’t.
Movie 1: The PromiseIt’s about a guy who can run
REALLY fast and this desperado chick who jumps from guy to guy. Then there’s the big time general who plays the sprinter’s rival, and the evil guy who can’t get over being cheated of a
pau. What could be worse than losing your
pau to someone who broke a Promise
TM? Holding a grudge to the death over it, that’s what.
What kept me awake: Cecilia Chung. Stripping.
What would’ve made me sleep otherwise: Story.
Other +: Cinematography.
Other -: Slated to be the promo vid for Beijing 2008.
Rating/How much I spent: 4/9
2 for Cecilia, 1 for the fight scenes and 1 for the CG. Otherwise, I think I enjoyed the trailer more.
Movie 2: Gromit (cause I hate Wallace)
There’s this cute dog and his annoying owner. And, that’s it. Everything else is just nonsensical. Which is really the fun part of it all. Like the other W&G animated films, this one’s short. They even threw in a bonus mini story as filler, probably because they felt we weren’t getting our money’s worth otherwise. They were wrong.
WKMA: Nostalgia, what with all that plasticine.
WWMMSO: No striptease action. Thank all that is good.
Other +: Gromit. Cute, cuddly Gromit.
Other -: Wallace. Dense, annoying Wallace.
Rating/HMIS: 6/6
Because it was funny, and it was cheapo Wednesday. Thing about being an IMU student is that you can probably get student prices at the same age when you can get Alzheimer’s. Simply brandish your immortal, unexpiring ID tag.
Movie 3: Pride & PrejudiceDunno if the story is true to the book, since I never read it. Set in a time when people spoke melodious English, it tells a story of a family, with a dad firing X genes, and a mom scheming to get her daughters married off to rich people. There’s pride, cause of all the rich and ranked characters; and there’s prejudice too, against women, the poor and short people. So it’s at least true to the title.
WKMA: The fact that I understand and appreciate English.
WWMSO: They all speak (and delightfully so) English.
Other +: Really, really desperate women.
Other -: Their scripts seem a little orchestrated.
Rating/HMIS: 10/11
I’d recommend it. But not to everyone, because I saw people leave halfway through. It’s more a dialogue movie than anything. Though that’s probably the reason I liked it, as it’s a refreshing change from all the animated action and stuff.
Ooo, look at the time. That’s it for today. I need to be up early tomorrow, cause I’m gonna be on my very own holiday! Naturally, none of you are invited. I should be back by the end of the week to tell you about it. Maybe.
Ta.